A bit of fun while we win the war against the fat and flab

Those of you that don’t have a personal trainer, time go to the gym or just generally don’t believe in all the hype that the baldchemist espouses about fitness and fatness, can console themselves with the weekly training programme devised by the well known life style expert, Professor Liam Daley.
Professor Daley, at present ensconced somewhere at a lifestyle establishment in Double Bay, Sydney, has agreed to give exclusively to the baldchemist his personal programme.
You will note there is no need for expensive gym equipment or gym memberships. Professor Daley advocates the use of the stuff one deals with daily.
Monday:
Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through paperwork.

Tuesday:
Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of mole hills.
Hit the nail on the head.
Wednesday:
Bend over backwards.
Jump on the band wagon.
Balance the books.
Run around in circles.
Thursday:
Blow my own horn.
Climb the ladder of success.
Pull out the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.
Friday:
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.
Saturday:
Pick up the pieces. And raise more than a few glasses to round off the week.
Professor Daley has, thanks mainly to this very strict regime, managed throughout his life, to keep in shape retaining his weight and figure constant.
Many thanks Professor, who we are led to believe holds nightly, keep fat classes in several establishments around the Eastern suburbs. We await in eager anticipation his next round of wisdom in the fight against the fit.
NOTA BENE.
Professor Daley does not work out on Sundays but spends the day relaxing and having a couple of well earned beers with friends before toddling off to Mass at the local ministry where he will imbibe a little wine. Allowing the body to recover before embarking on another hard work out week.